Last week on the tram, there was a fat woman with crutches shouting abuse into her phone.\u00a0 Nine years together and you leave me.\u00a0 I want compensation.\u00a0 You say that I am paranoid and schizophrenic but you should be the one on medication not me.\u00a0\u00a0 Later in the week I was flying out of Amsterdam and there was a crazy, young guy with a dodgy bandage wrapped round his arm, probably hiding drugs in it, I thought.\u00a0 He looked like he on speed, bouncing up and down as we waited in the queue to go through security.\u00a0 His t-shirt had “I don’t do drugs, honest” written on it.\u00a0 I wonder what happened when he arrived at his destination.\u00a0\u00a0 The plane was full of obese people with fat ears; I mean how can your ears get fat.\u00a0 I was surprised that the plane could get off the ground.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Last week on the tram, there was a fat woman with crutches shouting abuse into her phone.\u00a0 Nine years together and you leave me.\u00a0 I want compensation.\u00a0 You say that I am paranoid and schizophrenic but you should be the one on medication not me.\u00a0\u00a0 Later in the week I was flying out of Amsterdam… Continue reading fat and crazy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"fat and crazy - Thoughts and Writings","description":"Last week on the tram, there was a fat woman with crutches shouting abuse into her phone.\u00a0 Nine years together and you leave me.\u00a0 I want compensation.\u00a0 You say"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[72,73],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crazy","tag-fat","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118,"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions\/118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.liam-mor.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}